Oh My God...This SUCKS!

To submit an item to be reviewed, send an e-mail to: 

ASR@AllSuckReview.com

Pease include the following information:

• Artist / Band Name
  (Like...who you is!!)

• URL / Web Address
  (Like...where all the porn is at!!)

• Genre of music
  (Like...the type of suck music being listened to!!)

• Geographical location
  (Like...where you be at!!)

• Your favorite movie
  (just cuz!!)

• Name of track(s) to review
  (yes, Dorothy, you can request more than one!!)

• E-mail Address
  (Gotta let ya know when it's done!)

IMPORTANT SUBMISSION PROVISION

If you are submitting an Indie Music track / artist to be reviewed, KJV Presents will only give an All Suck Review to the artist requesting to be reviewed. In other words, I can not give an All Suck Review to your friend (unless your friend requests the review).

If you are a member of a band you can request an All Suck Review for your band - but make sure that you inform all the members of your band that you have made the request (this cuts down on confusion).

Most importantly...every All Suck Review is FREE.
You will have an artist page with your graphic and artist information on the site....forever!
And no animals are ever harmed in the making of any review.  We have strict standards about that kinda stuff!