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The Witching Hour

Date of Review:  December 15,  2002

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Okay....I'm ready to pee in my pants because I'm scared of the damn picture they used for their band (of witches!!!!)  Boil, boil, toil and trouble...I better listen to this on the double!! (laugh cackle laugh!!)  - anyone seen my broom?!?  

On with the track (I bet it's gonna suck!!)

Oh yeah .... I'm just up to the 20 second mark and I can tell you this track sucks!  They should change the name to "Ears Bleed" cause that is what is happening to my ears right now!!  It's funny what music sounds like when your ears are in the process of bubbling up with your own blood and body fluids.  What is that horrid smell??

Oh...it's this stink suck of a track!!! See...you would think that the track doesn't suck because the music is interestingly different then so much putrid I sound like Britney Spears mumbo jumbo bullshit that you hear over the airwaves these days...but no - it sucks just the same. I have finally figured out why aliens from other planets don't come to our planet to say hi... Britney Spears!
Yup...that's right.  Little Britney is the reason we can not have intergalactic peace and commune with our ET neighbors. They have heard her music on the air waves and stay the fuck away.  Well, this suck ass track doesn't help matters any (this just scares them away)....but Britney....that little slut!!  We could be learning how to navigate the stars if it wasn't for her pop music bullshit!!

Damn...I hate her!!!

Oh...but I'd still do her though!!

Hearts Bleed on the Dancing Idiot Scale gets....a bunch of fucking Britney Spears!!!

Early to bed...early to rise...means somebody
has been taking some Viagra!!

Bye Bye Baby!!

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