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Artist: | Carlos Wilde | |
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Artist Website: |
mp3.com/Carlos_Wilde | |
| CD Available: | Not really sure! | ||
| Genre: | Pop | ||
| Geographical Locale: | Spain | ||
| Reviewed: | Staring at the Dark | ||
| Date of Review: | February 1, 2003 | ||
| Staring at the
Dark
It's a shame that Staring at the Dark still allows you ears to work and I had to sit through four minutes of this dribble. Oh, I don't mean dribble like a basketball...I mean dribble like drool falling from the corners of my mouth uncontrollably as this suck ass track has such a negative affect on normal body functions. Then, of course, there is the confusion factor!! That is - there is a line in this ...koff koff...song that says (something like) "Let's sit together all night and talk about our things!" I'm not sure who the guy is sitting with at night or which things are being referred to...but in the long run it really doesn't matter since this track sucks suck to the 5th power squared by infinity (and that's a lot of suck!!). But just to be on the safe side...let it be known I'm not the type of guy who likes to sit around at night with another guy and talk about our things!!! Oh...check me out yo!!- the haze that formed over my eyes while listening to this track cleared up a bit and I was able to hear some more of what was being said. So...this just gets suckier and suckier!! So now it seems like the guy is "Staring at the dark looking for the sun!!" Dude...the sun is really really big and bright! If you are staring at the dark looking for it - I think you are in a closet with no windows and a blindfold on.....and retarded!! And the track sucks. So...to sum up - this is what we got: A retard blind person looking for the sun while in a closet with the lights off sitting naked with another guy talking about their dicks!! Oh yeah - Grammy material like no other!! On my Idiot Dancer Scale I give Staring at the Dark - the sun, a Grammy and some old Dicks!! |
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