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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
Uncertain Blue
Song Reviewed
My Feet Stink
Date of Review:
December 31, 2002

My Feet Stink

Well no shit your feet stink!!  After listening to this suck ass track I'm not surprised that the whole damn body doesn't stink!!  Have you ever been walking behind someone who was dressed up in ... let's say business attire cause they are on their way to work - and when they get on the elevator with you notice that they smell...really really bad?!?  

I'm not just talking about a little bit of funk because they have been working hard and sweating - but I mean they smell like mustard?  Sometimes they smell like clay and mustard - mustard clay...uggggg!!!  That would stink just about as much as this suck ass track sucks!!

Oh don't get me wrong - I think the creators of this track don't stink...I've never met them - but the track - it's the track that stinks and with every passing moment is making my feet smell even worse than they would if I walked a mile in someone's shoes that were filled with someone else's shit.

Man...that would suck (just like this track).

Have I mentioned that this track sucks....yet??

On the Dancing Idiot Scale-0-meter...My Feet Stink gets...4 idiot dancers around a bunch of smelly feet!!

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