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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
Tekt8r
Song Reviewed
Hit The Dance Floor
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002

Hit The Dance Floor

Oh suck has been brought to a new high (or low...depends on your view of life.  Like, is the glass half full, half empty, or just go get me another beer!!)

Maybe I'm Miss Cleo's cousin and just knew it - but I could tell this track sucked even before I played it! I don't think you want to Hit The Dance Floor...more like I've been hit by the dance floor!!

I listened to all five plus minutes of this suck track (uggghhh!!!) - and my scrotum started to explode! Not a good thing to happen when listening to music.

You could do yourself a favor and check out Hit The Dance Floor so you would know what not to listen to (that is if you have a scrotum and don't want it to explode!!)

(NOTE:  I wouldn't normally plug one of my own tracks during a review...but to begin to understand the scrotum exploding part of the review...you would have to check out KJV Presents Dance Get On Up.

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