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Well, that is except for automotive care. You don't want to be having your thing thing dangling around a crank shaft or you may get it caught and that would have ta hurt!! So...do almost anything half naked except work on your car!!
Well, that is - being half naked while trying to take a bath wouldn't help the situation too much. Methinks you would want to be totally naked to make sure you washed all your body parts so they wouldn't get all dirty stinky smelly. That is unless you like your body parts to be dirty stinky smelly. I don't - that's why I get totally naked when I take a bath!!
You could cook while half naked. You just want to make sure you don't get entirely too close to the fire on the stove while doing it. I mean, you can get somewhat close...cause it feels kinda good (or so I have been told)...but you don't want to put your thing thing directly in the fire. That would be almost the same has having sex with a hooker named Chi-Chi who hangs out on 68th and Cottage! Now that's a burner!! Granted, you probably wouldn't start to feel the flames right away...but trust me - somewhere within three days you are gonna wish you didn't stick your thing thing in it!! Cause it's gonna be ON FIRE!!!
Don't worry though...you can go to the free clinic and get a shot for it. Clear it right up!! Then I would suggest you got get you some high priced pootang. I would stay away from the $25 ho!! Them bitches is nasty anyway!! Go up north (near the college)...they some hot chicks who need money to finish their schooling anyway. And most of them like to drink and screw anyway....and if you are lucky - you will end up on one of them "Girlz Gone Wild®" vids and get some money for doing it!! So, see...you won't have ta pay for the pootang...they pay you. So it all works out in the end.
Oh yeah. Snow Angel sucks!!
On my Idiot Dancer Scale I give Snow Angel - a car, a grill, a happy samich, and Girlz Gone Wild®!!!
   
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