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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
Shakeri
Song Reviewed
Ambrosia
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002

Ambrosia

Ahhh yeahh....after a day giving suck tracks, my mind is in a whirlwind of suck this and suck that.  But as I start to play Ambrosia by Shakeri, my mind falls deeper into the spiral spin downwards into more suckdom than I even would have know existed.

Yeah sure there is a driving beat that brings on to it some melodic vox that brings to mind the days spacing out on the dance floor lookin around to make sure no one else is a kewl as me and how many honies I'm gonna end up with back at my place.  Is it going to be two? Is it going to be three?  Damn, I'm hoping it will be four. 

I have never got busy with 4 hotties at the same time.  The closest I came to that was me and my girl getting busy while watchin a video of two chicks getting busy.  That would technically be me getting busy with three honey pots!!  Well, if it isn't - then I'm gonna tell all my boys that it was anyway!! 

Awww damn, all this getting busyness we lost touch with time and the suck ass track stopped playin.  But I can swear I can still hear it!!  That is a sure sign that the song sucks that when it is finished...you can still hear it.!!

Oh...I see what happened...It wasn't over and I could still hear it - I accidentally started it over and it is still playing!!  Ah shit...will this suck track ever end and get me out of this getting busy drama?  I just wanna nut and go home.  Is that gonna be alright!  Okay here I go...nuttin is on it's way.  Nut to the left of me...nut to the right.  Ok we getting busy hard and harder!!  Yeah....there is it is baby!!!  

Someone got a towel??  That was a freaky suck experience that was a part of - but the track still suck non-the-less!

Damn....on the Dancing Idiot Scale...Ambrosia gets...3 yellow vibrators (slightly used) and The Brady Bunch!

    

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