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| Artist: | Orgel 54 | |
| URL: | www.mp3.com/Orgel_54 | |
| Artist Message Board: | Click here...drop in and say hi! | |
| CD Available: | Not available yet | |
| Genre: | Ambient | |
| Geographical Locale: | Norway | |
| Reviewed: | Materialist Zombie | |
| Materialist
Zombie "The long and sad march to the mall..." I have actually been waiting and looking forward to checking out Orgel 54 and Materialist Zombie . Why? I don't know. I think that the graphic is pretty cool and it sort of looks like an alien having sex!! Oh, don't get me wrong...no matter what I think of the logo - I know that the track is gonna suck (don't want to disappoint anyone here). I mean...look at the damn tagline for the track: "The long and sad march to the mall..." Who the fuck has a long sad march to the mall? I mean - all the honey's hang out in the mall. Go to any mall in the summer time and I'm willing to be my left nut that you will see some T&A like you have never seen before!! Now some of you may think it was a typo that I said "I'm willing to "be" my left nut..." - I bet you thought I was trying to say "bet my left nut". Well fuck you!!! I meant what I said....damn it!! I mean...come on!! They don't wear bra's...they don't wear panties...and then some of them are even wearing bobby socks, plaid skirts and no panties....you get to see everything!! Dude...fuck you - I'm going to the damn mall - every day...hell - if I could - I'd live at the damn mall!! Oh yeah...the song - it sucked!! Now...back to more about the mall. Hell it don't matter what type of honey pot you are into either - white ones, black ones, short ones, fat ones, really fly dope ones, or ugly ones...it's all good!! Just go and act like you have to pick up some thing from one of the many gazillion stores and then just honey watch!! Man I tell ya - it aint no long sad march to the mall...I'm running my ass off ta get there!! Just for being stupid....Materialist Zombie gets 100 idiot dancing idiots and a camel toe!! |
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Feedback from Artist: Hi Cam!! (spelled wrong!!) If you'd like to tell me just how much I suck, please feel free to check out one of my latest tracks... "The Househeritage" or "Jazz of Tribute".. pick the one you feel needs it the most... he he Feedback from me: |
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