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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
One Inch Man
Song Reviewed
Honey Bump
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002

Honey Bump

How the hell are you suppose to do the Honey Bump when you are a One Inch Man?  I'm thinking that would be more like a Honey Nudge!!  Or, at best, a Honey Did You Even Feel Me

I don't think this suck review is even going to have to talk about how suck the track was....I'm just reeling on why anyone would name themselves "One Inch Man"???  Did I miss something at our last "Man Meeting"???  Was there a memo that went out that said it was all of a sudden okay to have a small package and proclaim it to the world??  I mean...hey...don't get me wrong!!  If it works...more power to ya!!  But I'm thinking that the pickup lines just won't work too well when they are like "Hey sweetie...what's a nice looking girl like you doing in a place like this...oh by the way, I'm a One Inch Man.Wanna do it??"

Naaaaaa - can't see it!!

So I check out the song.  Too short.  (you saw that one coming a mile away...didn't ya?)

All in all I would say that this track sucked (but just a little)...Oh stop - I'm killing myself here!!!

On the Idiot Dancing like an idiot thing...Honey Bump gets...seven very teeny tiny dancing idiots!!

           

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