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Hard
Boyled |
Artist: | Hard Boyled |
| URL: | mp3.com/HardBoyled | |
| Artist Message Board: | nope - nada - zip - zero - zilch! | |
| CD Available: | Not quite!! | |
| Genre: | Old School | |
| Geographical Locale: | Minnesota | |
| Reviewed: | Hard Boyled's Intro | |
| Hard Boyled's
Intro "This is Hard Boyled's first track as an OMC part-timer. Soon to be revisited." Happy New Year!! This track sucks!! On a scale of one to ten - this ranks about an eleven on suckness!! It much reminds of that one porno where the chick was performing the oral thing on like 10 boners at the same time....this track sucks just about that much (and that is a lot of suck!!) One thing that does sort of stand out (outside of how much this track sucks) is that they do provide a musical opportunity for a retard person (oops, I mean someone with mental handicapped...oh hell - who cares...they be retards!!!) I think that is great that they let a retard sing on their suck ass track with them. I mean, hell, how is the retard suppose to know that they are singing on a suck piece of track? The retard probably shits in his own pants and eats it!! On the Dancing Idiot Thingamarooo, Hard Boyled's Intro gets, Mr. Hanky (the Christmas Poo), a dog pooing, and a sexy chick trying her best to get away from all the suckness!! |
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