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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
NoiselesioN
Song Reviewed
Rippin to Roll
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002
NoiselesioN


Rippin to Roll
"This track speaks to getting off your ass and doing those things you've always wanted to, but couldn't find the courage or strength or support...or whatever."

Okay...I'm thinking staying on the ass and not doing a damn thing would have been just a bit better than getting up off the ass and doing this suck ass track.  It's not that this is a bad track...which it is...and it's not that this is a suck track...which it is...it's just that...well, it's a bad suck track.

Sure there is a bit of a heavy dance pulse running through the track and it gives one a feeling that getting up and doing something is bound to happen - but I have tracks that have a heavy dance pulse running through it giving a feeling of getting up and doing something.  Hell, I just want to sit on my fat ass and listen to music - I don't want to get up and paint my house!! Whazup wit dat!!

So...had this suck track just stuck to saying "Hey...listen to me!  I'm a suck track and you can keep you fat ass sitting down doing nuthin!!"  it would have been a hell of  a lot better.  But NOOOOO!!  Now I have to go wash my car!!  That sucks!!

On the Dancing Idiot Thing I do Rippin to Roll gets....5 dancing idiots and a big fat ass!!

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