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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
Mount Cyanide
Song Reviewed
Environmental Hazard
Date of Review:
December 30, 2002

Environmental Hazard
A tribute to hotness, GWB & Daddy, stank botches and everything else adversely affecting our environment today.

I think after listening to this track - it definately qualifies as an Environmental Hazard right along with hotness, GWB and Daddy, stank botches and everything else adversely affecting our environment today.  And it sucks.

There is nothing unsuck about Environmental Hazard.  It sucked when I pressed play.  It sucked when I covered my ears and tried to hum the theme song to "Get Smart".  It sucked when all the air was sucked out of the room leaving me a not breathing ear covered almost ded mass of glub laying on the floor willowing in my own self pity for even pressing play in the first place.

Oh, but there is a saving grace to this super suckness of all suck tracks I have heard today.  The lyrics are moving and riveting and help convey, relay, say say say the story and bring it to an understanding that even people who have no understanding of anything that is understandable can understand.

But understand this.......Environmental Hazard sucks!

On the Dancing Idiot ThingamaroooEnvironmental Hazard gets a bunch of confused guys cause I'm soo confused!!!

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