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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
Karla Mishue
Song Reviewed
Kid They Know
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002

Kid They Know
"STop WoRryInG abOut EveRYthIng AnD haVe aS mUCh FuN aS yOu CAn..... ;-) 1996"

If I close my eyes and try to imagine really hard that this track doesn't suck - I would have a better chance of opening my eyes finding a million dollars in pennies sitting in front of me than I would of finding a way for this track not to suck.  There is one really great part about this song that I like....when it was over.

Don't get me wrong....I think this song sucks.  No...not really.  Okay...yes, really.

I think you have different degrees of suck.  You have good suck (but that usually involves some kinda of sexual contact...and that is a different website all together!).  Then you have suck suck.  Then you have "Oh Shit Did That Suck!!"

Ten seconds after this suck track finished and I was still hearing it resounding in my skull...I think a highly more deeper level of suck has been born. That being the "Oh Shit Did That Suck and Why Can I Still Hear It Resounding in My Skull?? Oh Gawd Please Take Me Now!!!"

Yeah....it sucked!

Dancing Idiot Thingamabob...Kid They Know gets...1 dancing idiot, another idiot, another idiot, and a pear.

                 
Feedback from Artist:

Hi Kam,

I've Been trying to contact you but couldn't find you or your site anywhere I looked. Just wanted to say......fuck my review sucked......and we had a really good laugh! :-)

I've added some more tracks to my page so if you're in the mood for writing and feel like listening to some really awful track...........then be my guest see ya.

- Karla

Feedback from me regarding feedback from Artist:

Sure thing....I look forward to checking out what you have to offer. (wink-wink)

~Kam

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