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Now, mind you, had I taken a hit of ecstasy - or opium - or caffeine - or glue - or Rickie Lake - or Lawrence Welk - or air....this track still would have sucked heavy duty donkey balls!! Has anyone actually ever sucked a donkey ball before? I think that just sounds nasty. But I digress.
No...I don't digress. I digress too much. I wanna rant about donkey balls!! I mean, hell!! They are gonna make me sit through 8 minutes of a suck track just to get to the "sample at the end of the track"...I'm gonna talk about donkey balls.
Now...I'm thinking you can have different types of donkey balls. You have your big adult sized donkey balls. Those are the balls that are on adult donkeys!! (Duh!!). Then you can have little bitty baby donkey balls (those would be the balls on baby donkeys). Hey here is a stray thought. If someone were caught doing it to a donkey that wasn't 18 years old yet...would that person get in trouble for statutory rape??? Would that person legally be a PETaphile? (oh gawd...I crack myself up). Okay...back to donkey balls.
I guess donkey balls are hairy like other types of balls. But I'm sure donkeys don't have to worry about dingleberries...or would they be donkelberries? Or donkeyberries? Oh hell...who cares!!
Now it is important to remember that female donkeys don't have balls. They may be donkeys, but they are girls and girls don't have balls.
Okay...here is the sample at the end of track.
That was it?!?!?
I waited around for that piece of suck track crap!!
Oh what a rip off!! That truly did suck!!
What was the sample at the end of the track, you ask? Well...fuck you - I'm not gonna tell you - you are just gonna have to sit through 7 minutes of donkey ball sucking ass I wish I was snorting window washer fluid music to find out for yourself!!
This track doesn't even get a Dancing Idiot...but instead gets a bunch of corporate logos!!!
     
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