Raped, Beaten, and Partially Eaten

Okay...I'm not stupid.

There is no way in hell I'm giving an All Suck Review to Life at Zero.

They scare the fuck out of me!! 

So I'm checking out Raped, Beaten, and Partially Eaten....and I must admit for Death Metal (and the lyric content)...you can't understand one fucking word they are saying!!!  Then outside of that - the music isn't half bad. Oh who the hell am I kidding ... it sucked!!!

Sure their songs are about killing and raping and torture and hitting in the head with a mallet and a bunch of other shit that would scare the living shit out of Manson (Charlie...not Marilyn).  But it sucked.

(Oh what did you think I was gonna end up saying on the ALL SUCK REVIEW...that the song didn't suck??)

But just to be on the safe side...I'm moving to Canada and changing my name to Peter!!

On the Dancing Idiot Scale...I give Raped, Beaten, and Partially Eaten...4 I-Beams (heavy metal...get it!)

Feedback from The Artist:

Hey Kam, got another gem for your ears to bleed to! It's entitled "Baptized In Piss". It's off our very 1st demo, the title track. Again you probably won't be able to make out the lyrics, so I'll give ya a clue. It's about the Priest(s), that sodomized the choir boy(s). I'm sure you've heard the story, before.

Feedback from Me:

Sure dude....I'll definately check it out!!  I'll most likely say it sucks (but then again...that is the whole point of the site!)  I'll drop you a line when I have the review posted.