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It not only sucks because it sucks - it sucks because I have no fucking clue what this track is about!! Sure, I can it's about being in a room...but which room? The living room? The bedroom? The bathroom? The Torture room? Well, it may not be about the Torture Room...not a lot of people have a torture room. They are pretty expensive to build. I mean, you have to get the whips and the chains, the leather, the lotions...and, of course, the soundproofing!! Ya have ta have soundproofing...you can't have your neighbors hearing all the screaming and wailing in pain going on and calling the cops on you - you would get busted and have to go to jail and then become Bubba's bitch (all for a pack of smokes!!) That wouldn't be fun!!
So here is how much it would cost for a good torture room:
- Whips - $7.99 ea (ya gotta have at least four of them) = $31.96
- Chain - $14 a yard (ya gotta have at least 12 yards) = $268.00
- Sex Toys - $25 for the big 17inch plastic penis, and $50 for the blowup sheep = $75.00
- Lotions - varies...go to the big Sex Lotion Discount Store (Sex Lotions-R-Us) and buy in bulk = $100.00
- Leather this - $42.75
- Leather that - $107.88
- Leather the other thing - $500.37 (this one you really need ta have!!)
- Professional Sound Proofing - I use "Can You Hear Me Now, Inc"...they can do any room for a flat $2000.00
Grand Total: $3125.96
Wow....pretty expensive, huh??
But I digress.
My Room...SUCKS!!
On my Idiot Dancer Scale I give My Room - Some whips and chains and lotion and leather (ooohhh sounds like a country song!!)
     
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