Prelude

Now here I was all set to listen to some suck music first thing in the morning and post a review that was witty and clever speaking to how much this track sucks.

And I can!!

To be the first suck track I've listened to today - I guess it's the "Prelude" of suck tracks to come (no pun intended!) (Oh who am I kidding - of course pun was intended!!)

So let the puns begin:

• This track sucked worse than a virgin on Prom Night!
• Linda Lovelace couldn't have sucked any harder!
• Suck spelled backwards is kcus...but this track still sucks!
• Uh....why did the chicken cross the road?  To get the hell away from this track!

The best part of this suck track (besides the ending) has got to be the lyrics! What wonderful lyrics this suck track has. Do yourself a favor and check out Prelude - that is if you wanna start your suckfest early!!