Vamp Inna Pipe
"It's a real threat is you get caught. The vamp is after your knees and is slowly going up."

I thought, for some unknown reason, that this was going to be a rap song about Vanna White being down on her luck and turned her frustrations into smoking crack!!  But after listening to the first two plus minutes...I haven't heard one mention of Vanna White or crack.  So maybe I was wrong.  Wayyyyy wrong.

Gleaning some insight from the tag line "It's a real threat is you get caught."  Things start to get clearer for me.  Because this tag line made absolutely no sense what so ever.

 So it must mean that what you think you are going to hear in this suck track ...you really only think it and shouldn't be thinking it in the first place cause you are wrong!!!  Now go sit down and keep you month closed for the rest of the class!!

But, if you read the second part of the tag line - it becomes even more less helpful in that " The vamp is after your knees and is slowly going up."  Okay.  I now know where all the crack in the world is ending up !!  Cause to write that a vamp is after my knees...someone is smoking some heavy crack, drinking beer, snorting wax, shoot ju-ju bees and pluggin their ass with gummy bears!!

Not to take away from the fact this track suck worse than a virgin on prom night...well...yeah...it sucks just about as bad as a virgin on prom nite!!

On the Dancing Idiot Scale I give Vamp Inna Pipe ... seven miniatures dancing idiots and one big foot!!