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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
Jay Pressley (Be'nJamin)
Song Reviewed
Perfect (New Version)
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002

Mental Apathy

If this track didn't suck the big wazoo (I can't believe I just used the word "wazoo")...it would be a pretty decent piece of music. It would be powerful and ruled with g'tar rifts to make one's hair stand up and pay attention.

But since it sucked...I can only say it sucks. But...in the suck department - I can honestly say (without using "wazoo" again)...that it sucks really good!! That has ta count for something!!

(NOTE:  This short review for Mental Apathy was actually written earlier this year.  I just felt like adding it here since, well, it's my website and I can pretty much do anything I want to - as long as the end result is that it sucks!!  So I will be reviewing more suck tracks from this suck artist in my own suck time!!)

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