I Know a Good Thing

Let's just change the title right now!!  Oh come on - you know this is toooooo easy!!  The new title is:

I Know a Suck Thing!!  (You saw that coming...didn't you?)

Well, I could say that this song sucks...which it does...but I'm not.  I'm gonna say that IT SUCKS BAD!!  Sucking bad is almost a double negative, but it is not.  A double negative - no matter how you slice it still comes out to be a positive.  But the only positive thing about I Know a Good Thing is that it is very short.  It is a very short good suck thing.

That last sentence didn't come out the way I think I wanted it to...it sounded like I was talking about midget porno.  Have you ever seen a porn with midgets?  Talk about getting a little head!!

I Know a Good Thing is very loungey (is that even a word?)...and if I were into loungey type stuff, I guess it would be alright.  Oh who am I kidding - it would suck no matter what type of music I was into.  Do yourself a favor and check out how suck this suck track is and you can decide for yourself how much of a suck track I Know a Good Thing is.

I Know a Good Thing gets...a bunch of dancing idiots (of all different shapes and sizes!)