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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
Project Infamy
Song Reviewed
Go With It
Date of Review:
January 3, 2003

Go With It

Awwww yeah - this track starts off nice and funky and makes me want to get up and go directly to the bathroom and puke!!  It fooled me....for like the first two point oh two seconds I thought I wouldn't be able to do an All Suck Review on this track - but then the overall suckness of the track hit me like a 40 pound bail of wet sardines!!  (...and that's gotta suck!!)

It's not that I don't like the overall groovieness of the g'tar playing melodic metalness (which I don't) or the fact that if it didn't suck as hard as it does it wouldn't be a good track to wake up to first thing in the morning (which it isn't), it's just that it sucks.

It very much reminds me of a bad blind date.  You know - the kind where you are hoping and praying that the chick you meet is going to be really attractive and have a great set of hooters - even though your friend say "Hey...she has a really nice personality!"  And when you meet her the only thing that is going around in your head is the one question "Do I have to Go With It?"

Oh...this track is much like that.  Well with on exception - at least the blind date had nice hooters and you could always close your eyes!!  Kinda can't do that when listening to a suck track!!

Bummer!!

On the Dancing Idiot ThingamaroooGo With It gets:  a bunch of hootchies that you would rather go with and a dancing cock!!

    

Feedback from Artists:

LOL, at least I got some good dancers !

Feedback from me on the feedback from the Artist:

Yeah....I had fun with that one!!!

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