Modern Sins

This song must suck so bad that the posted link that the artist gave only comes back with a voice that says "I'm sorry...we've noticed that you are trying to reach a URL that doesn't exist anymore. Get your damn information straight and quit bothering me....can't you see I'm watchin Oprah?!?!"

It's a good think that I'm just in a mood to listen to suck suck tracks today (a little hunting on MP3.com ~ I got to the site that houses this suck track).

But after listening to all 3:30 of Modern Sins...I think I would have been better off just watching reruns of The Oprah Show. And I'm not talking about the latest ones (with Dr. Phil on it)...no - I mean all those ones where Opra had big hair and big bones!! 

That was back when she was really fat. Then thin. Then fat. Then thin. Than fat again (whew...say that ten times fast!!! What a rush.) 

Did I ever mention that I met Oprah once? Well, I didn't actually meet here - I passed by her on the street as she was walking to her studio. She was fat. I didn't bother to stop her and ask for an autograph...I was eating a donut (and I didn't want her to take a bite out of it).

I met Mr. T once too. He was walking downtown Chicago. I stopped him and asked him for an autograph. He was nice, but said no. 

I wasn't gonna ask him again - cause he could hurt me really bad.

I met Mickey Rooney once backstage at the performance of Sugar Babies.

He's short.

Who the hell names their son "Yul"? What the hell is that? Either he was born or conceived in December - or under a tree. That's just strange.  But I digress.

Modern Sins ... it sucked!

On the Dancing Idiot Scale Modern Sins gets...1 dancing idiot, a yul, a phil and a t...(Mr. T. that is!!).