On the Radio
"An annoying pop song about annoying pop songs!"

Well the boys of Filtered couldn't have been more righter when they say this is an "ANNOYING POP SONG"!! As I run that sentence through my trusty "Suckometer Sentence Translator" it comes out to mean "SUCK SUCK SUCK!!".  It's refreshing to have an artist come to The All Suck Review and already know that their song sucks.  It makes my job that much easier.

Oh don't get me wrong - I think it sucks.  But the fact that they know it sucks before I say it sucks takes some of the suck out of the overall suckness of the suckitude of the suckness of this suck track (....do ya think I used the word suck enuf???)

Now there is something positive that can be said about On the Radio....and that is ... uh...that is....uhm...wait - I know I was thinking of one thing just a minute ago - ah hell, I hate when I do that!!  I'm so busy coming up with different ways to say something sucks I forget when I actually had something unsucky to say about it.  man....that sucks!!

Oh wait...I remember!  I really like the way that it ends!  Oh I don't mean that the music building up to the ending is grand and nonsuck (by any respect)...no I mean when it ends - it's over!!  No more suck music!!  Yeaaahhhhh!!!!  I wonder if you can get an award for NOT playing your music?

If so - they should win every one of them bad boyz!!

On the  Dancing Thingamarooo,  On the Radio gets the cast of Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me (cause they are happy this suck track is over!!)

Feedback from Artist:

Hi. Thanks very much for your brilliant suck review of On the Radio. We enjoyed it so much, how about another one? I think Critic would be suitable.

Cheers

Reply to the feedback from Artist:

Sure thing...I think it would be fun to critique a track called Critic.

NOTE ON FEEDBACK: I never actually got around to doing the review of "Critic".  Maybe I'll do it soon. Maybe I won't.  Maybe I'll hit the lottery and pay someone to do these for me.  Maybe I'll invent a car that runs on water. Maybe I'll get Traci Lords to go on a date with me. Maybe I don't want to date her...just sex. Yeah....that's more what I have in mind with her.  So I'll probably write the review right after having sex with Traci Lords!