Melody

I actually feel bad doing an ASR for these guys.  I mean, they already have a few strikes against them.  First - they name their group "Dumb Angels".  Not too smart (if ya ask me).  Then, they are from Michigan.  No offense against Michigan...but...it's Michigan!  That's like Wisconsin...only it's Michigan.  Then...they take a group foto that looks like they were off looking for the Blair Witch or somethin!!  And to top it all off....Melody sucks.  Man, this just isn't their day.  

But let's just focus on Melody.  Cause it suck bad enough to help take some of the suckness away from all the other sucktitude that seems to be going on here.  Besides....Melody isn't that bad!!  Oh who am I trying to kid...it sucks than a midget with a limp that is bald headed and can't sing trying to get on American Idol!!

Sure, some people might say that The Dumb Angels have a cool rock and roll sound going on and makes you get down and feel the groove the way rock and roll must have been in the early days of swooning teens and parents hating Elvis.  But those people would have to be smoking crack and think that the midget sings really good and the limp goes well with his outfit!!

I knew a girl named Melody once.  She couldn't sing or carry a tune if it had a handle on it.  So we called her stupid.  But...she had nice tits - so that made up for it.  This track named Melody doesn't have tits...so nothing can save it....except hitting the "Stop" button!!

On my Idiot Dancer Scale I give Melody - a no smoking sign, a recycle sign, a handicapped parking sign, a traffic signal on green sign, the pound button on a touch tone telephone sign, a unisex bathroom sign, and another traffic signal on yellow and red!!  (Kinda wacky...ain't it!!)