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Think Again
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002

Think Again

Oh shit....I really should have Think(ed) Again before really wanting to get into listening to suck music just to be able to give a suck review.  I only have so many brain cells but after listening to this suck track I can feel some of them falling off in a spiral of death and hitting the base of my neck one after another!

But, if I concentrate I can actually hear the brain cells having a Strike Meeting.  They are saying that if I continue to put them through this never ending barrage of suck music they are going to go on strike just at a time when I need them the most - like when I'm about to get butt naked and get into bed (with a woman!!!) and get busy.

Yeah ... they are gonna say "Okay boys....this one don't go up tonight!!!  Yeah, let's see how far you get with 'I swear this has never happened to me before'!!!!  You jerk!!  Make us listen to suck filled crap day in and day out!!!  You are lucky we let you go to the bathroom every now and then!!  Think about that next time you make us sit through some putrid suck suck music!!  Uh huh...you will probably Think Again before doing some dumb ass shit like that"

Yup....that's what they are saying.  

On the Dancing Idiot Scale Think Again receives...one dancing retard, one brain, and one bottle of Viagra!!

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