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I could dig deep into my ultra hefty sized bag of vocabulary and spew words that would eventually sum up to this track sucks - but that would be to easy (cause this song sucks big fat donkey balls that have been dripped in cow shit). So instead.....instead I'm going to talk about the beautiful images this sound helped bring into my mind as I was trying not to have to focus too hard on the suckness of it.
Okay...I see a rabbit. What a purtee rabbit. Look...he is running. Oh...he is running fast. I wonder where he is running so fast. My he is in such a hurry. Oh wait - now I understand....he is trying to get out of ear shot of this suck song. Run little rabbit run. Now there is a bear. The bear doesn't look too happy. The bear looks pissed. Let's go talk to the bear (it's alright people...the bear isn't real...remember these are just images in my mind while I was listening to the suck track called Hopeless).
Hello Mr. Bear. What seems to have you down? You want to what? You want to eat me?? Oh well you can't really eat me since you don't really exists. I was just listening to that song...OOOUUUCCHH!! GAWD Damn that hurt!! Those nails are sharp!! Why did you go and do that!! No...I'm not the one who wrote that shit suck song!!
Yes, I forgive you - just don't let it happen again!! Okay - see you later Mr. Bear! Whew!! I almost got my ass kicked on that one!! Okay - no more images! I don't want to lose anymore body parts.
What it all boils down to in no uncertain terms - Hopeless sucks (and stay away from bears!!)
On the Idiot Dancing Scale I give Hopeless....no dancing idiots, one monkey scratching while another one points!
 
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