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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
City Council
Song Reviewed
Backup
Date of Review:
December 31, 2002

Backup

Now there was a little time not long ago
Where people could hum and sing the songs they know
But that time is past it went far away
Now you can't understand anything people say

But that's not true for the City Council crew
They bust a rap like many people do
But you can understand everything they sayin
Without much assistance or interpretation

That's because they grooves is really sucky
And when the track is over you start to feeling lucky
That you can still see and you can hear too
The track called  Backup  was pretty much doo-doo

You got a feeling of slime all on your body
You look at your girl who was five minutes ago a hottie
Now she ugly and you lost your boner
Because of this suck track now you are a loner

I tried to warn ya - yeah I really tried to tell ya
From this suck ass whack track you got to stay the
Hell away - don't you ever press play
Or your health and your beauty is gonna go away

My slam is finished yeah I think that it is done
The All Suck Review giving tracks is kinda fun
But just be mindful when you feelin up on luck
Don't pick a song that is gonna really suck

On the Dancing Idiot ThingamaroooBackup gets, The Olsen Twins and their famous rap "Noise About Boys"  (which sucks too....but not as bad as Backup)

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