Dance of Faith

On a leap of faith, I decided to go ahead and listen to (and review) Dance of Faith.  My thought was perhaps the closer we got to the winter holiday of Christmas...perhaps a song or two that I would listen to would not be worthy of an All Suck Review...but rather the track would be so everlasting great that I would have to change the review style (if only for a moment).

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Dance of Faith not only sucks...it swallows!

Oh sure, a lot can be said about the melodic rift that flows throughout the track as the instrumentalness of the g'tar playing shines though....but then who ever said that would just be full of crap because no matter how you slice it Dance of Faith sucks!!

What???  You don't believe me?  You think I just sit here and make this crap up??  Noooooo - I highly suggest you go and check out how much Dance of Faith sucks!  While you are at it - check out how much suckness flows from the track called Rapid Eye Movement!  This hum drum wish someone would whack me upside the head with a big stick suck-along track sucked so hard...I think it might have left a hickie on my eardrums!!

Not to mention the overall suckness of  Bella in OuterSpace.  Bella should have just stayed the fuck in outerspace!!

Then you have TrippinWithChai!!  It should have been named:

"SmokingCrackWithChaiAndPlayinSomeReallySuckAssMusic"!

Then you have:
SampleFreakin - SampleSuckin!
Mindfull -  Earfull of suck!
Dark Fate -  Dark Suck!
Humpin' Da man -  Humpsuckin (different story...some call a "69")
IWYWTB - WTFTTS! (What The Fuck...This Track Sucks!)

Oh...there are more suck tracks that I could list....but you pretty much get the idea of where this is going!!  I highly suggest you check out each and every one of these suck tracks so you will have a great idea of the general state of suckness we are in!!

On the Dancing Idiot Thingamarooo,  Dance of Faith (and the rest)...get:  a scary ass dancing baby, two old people dancing, a rabbit being pulled from a hat, and the upper left hand corner of a rotary telephone!!