Mighty Brown River

Okay.  Here is the deal.  I'm gonna give this song an All Suck Review - then I'm going to go straight to hell!!  Don't get me wrong - just because this track is a Christian Rock track...it still sucks.  But that whole Christian / God / Jesus thing goin on....oh yeah - I'm gonna be spending an eternity in hell.  Better bring my tooth brush!!

Now....on to the suckness.

Mighty Brown River should change the name of the track to Mighty Brown Underwear Racing Stripes!!  Cause after listening to this track my body (all on it's own) began to shake and something inside of me started bubbling and chubbling  (....yes - chubbling is a word, dam nit!). 

Some could say that it was the spirit coming down to smack me upside my head for doing a suck review of this track - but it wasn't.  This suck track made me involuntarily poop my pants!!  Yuck!

I was going to get up and clean my poop pants, but I still had the head phones on and something got hold of me and I couldn't stop listening nor could I stop pooping!!  So my shorts got Mighty Brown!!  Yuck!!

On the Dancing Idiot Thingamarooo,  Mighty Brown River gets.....a dancin "nanner, old foggies groovin to the love song "Honey brought Me Home Some Viagra", a choir singing a loud and lovely gospel rendition of  "Girl You Know It's True" by Milli-Vanilli for their Bingo and Fried Chicken Night at the Youth Center and another dancin 'nanner!!