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An All Suck Review of . . .
Artist
R. S. Cain
Song Reviewed
Intuition (Demo)
Date of Review:
December 15, 2002

Intuition (Demo)

My initial intuition was to run...turn my PC off and run as far and as fast as I could away from this suck track.  My fear was that being in such close proximity to my speakers with this suck track coming out of it - that the suck vibes would jump onto and under my skin and I would become as suckness as this track is

But then I calmed down and listened to the driving g'tar riffs and the blues blues blues stuff coming out of the speakers and at the hands of R. S. Cain and my second intuition kicked in and said "Hey, on your way out don't forget to turn off the lights!!"

Having never been to Kentucky (where I hear they have some hellafied fried chicken) I would image that they have a no suck zone in which people feel free to walk or ride their bike or in-line skates free of worrying if from behind some crowded bluesy blues club (which is probably painted blue) will come suck notes and melodies that will get caught in their hair and mess up their hair after spending a lot of time fixing it up to the point that it sucks badly.

Maybe they dont.  But they should.....damnit!!

On the Dancing Idiot Scale - Intuition receives...a dancing idiot, a baseball, and a number "7" from a telephone.

 

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