Sloppy Second Coming
"...written on an elevator down from the 13th floor... what ya waiting for?"

Staying away from the obvious sexual reference that the title of this suck track conjures up .... this track sucks.

That's it.  It sucks.  Why does it suck?  Cause I don't know what the fuck "...written on an elevator down from the 13th floor... what ya waiting for?" means or what it has to do with Sloppy Second Coming.

I mean - if it meant that I was suppose to see myself on an elevator going down and getting sloppy seconds...then that would have to be really slow elevator or I just come way too damn fast!!

I mean, hell - have you ever gotten in the elevator that takes you to the top of the Sears Tower? That mofo takes you from like the first floor to floor 275 in like 8.2 seconds!!

So if you were getting some on an elevator ride going down from the 13th floor....hell - you would get to the first floor before you even had time to say "thirteen".    You probably would only be able to say "Thi".

So, I guess my point here is - I'm soooo confused!!  Maybe the track doesn't have anything to do with premature ejaculation...maybe it doesn't have anything to do with sex in elevators at all.  Maybe it doesn't even sucks.

No.  It sucks!!

Never mind!!

On the Dancing Idiot Thingamarooo,  Sloppy Second Coming...gets.....a bunch of elevators and a guy fishing on a big fish.  (Why the fishing thing???  I thunk it was cute!!)