Stalker Song

Ooooohhhh - I got through the first 10 seconds of this track by Flat Atom and I could tell not only does it suck beyond repair...but it scared me (eeeeekkkk!!!)  There is someone watching me.  I swear I could feel someone breathing on my neck!!  What the hell was that!!!!

Oh....that was my cat.  Never mind.  On with the song!

This track wouldn't actually be so bad if it didn't suck as bad as it does.  I mean the music pretty much is close to being not suck and the way the lead singer brings across the haunting subject matter is also close to being non suck.  But ultimately it all falls down into the same wishing well that we know is the never ending pit of suckdom.

(My spell checker didn't recognize the word "suckdom"...so I had to train it.  Looks like I'm going to be using that word a lot more).

Oh shit...you mean there is more of this song left to go??  I thought it was over a half hour ago!!  Damn not only does it suck...it sucks long!!!  I guess that wouldn't be such a bad thing if you job was working for Heidi Fliess - but, if it's just a long suck song (not to be confused with a long duck dong...esoteric 80's movie reference thrown in for the hell of it!!) - then that just sucks!!

Flat Atom's song Stalker Song...on my Dancing Idiot Scale gets.....2 dancing idiots and a bouncing car!

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