Where Suck is Good!

An All Suck Review of . . .

Artist Accolade	Song Reviewed Life of a Spaceman	Date of Review: January 7, 2003

	Life of a Spaceman "A great track with an infectious melody." Infectious is right....like a hooker named Chi-Chi on the corner of 68th and Cottage!! (Sorry to da homies on 68th and Cottage!). While listening to this infectious little track, I felt a million tiny pin pricks up and down my back. At first I thought it could be a bunch of fire ants coming to eat me and put me out of my misery (or at least make it up my spine and eat out my ear drums so I wouldn't have to be subjected to such sucktatude)....but it was just every nerve ending in that part of my body screaming in unison...."THIS SONG SUCKS!!"
To quote a very wise man, "...this track is the paragon of suck." That wise man is me...of course (Hey, I only have two or three really big words in my vocabulary....I have to use them when ever I can!!). The ludicrousness of this track was only surpassed by the paragoness of sucktatude (welp....that's about it and my two dollar words....Now I'm just recycling them - and they don't even make sense anymore!!!) So in conclusionatude, this paragonacal ludicrous suck track is enough to cause an infectedness outbreak of sucknified paragons ludicrousing all over the place...so be careful and wear a condom!! On my *Idiot Scale* I give "Life of a Spaceman", a paragon Hoola, an infectious Betty Boop, a ludicrous Elmo, and a Bean in need of a condom!