RedHeat

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First off, dude....this is The Chipmunks version of Tubular Bells. What a rip off!! Here I am all set to give an all suck review of an original song - and all you did was speed up Tubular Bells!

Oh that's gotta suck!

Everyone should go and hear how this suck artist rips off Tubular Bells - cause this track Midnight sucks so bad...it sucks. 

Zero Hour

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Okay...what can I do to humiliate and insult this stupendously mediocre song that just listening to it doesn't do by itself??? Nothing.

If this is the full version - then the short version only sucks less. I guess they just wanted to make sure that people get a full diet of suck.

Naaaa....I'm just kiddin. This song didn't really suck. Oh who am I kidding - it sucked bad! 

DJ Ech

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"How about listening to my most crappy songs:
"Release The Virus"  I know they suck but hopefully you think they suck even more.  DJ ECH"

Oh I definitely remember listening to "Release The Virus". I am still having day mares from the last time I listened to this "Spawn" soundtrack rip off of a song.

I wake up in the middle of the day screaming - "Help!! Help!! The suck songs are coming to get me!!" I'm covered in sweat and sometimes I even wet the bed!

And you want me to voluntarily listen to it AGAIN???? 

Upnatm

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What the hell does that mean? No Wine in Heaven? No Wine Bad Eggs? See, a suck song always has ta have a suck title.

See, if the track was simply called "This track sucks" - that would be closer to truth in marketing! But noooooooooo - we have to figure out where there is no wine.

And you need a lot of wine (a shit load of wine) to appreciate this suck track!

(Or is it eggs? Yeah...you need a shit load of eggs!!).

TEKT8R

Oh suck has been brought to a new high (or low...depends on your view of life.  Like, is the glass half full, half empty, or just go get me another beer!!)

Maybe I'm Miss Cleo's cousin and just knew it - but I could tell this track sucked even before I played it! I don't think you want to Hit The Dance Floor...more like I've been hit by the dance floor!!

I listened to all five plus minutes of this suck track (uggghhh!!!) - and my scrotum started to explode! Not a good thing to happen when listening to music.

You could do yourself a favor and check out Hit The Dance Floor so you would know what not to listen to (that is if you have a scrotum and don't want it to explode!!)

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Confusion Ends

Very Truly
Very truly indeed...this track sucks! To give you a visual of how bad this track sucks, when it starts with this steaming waterfall sound...it makes you want to get up and go pee! But, the suckness of the track has you glued to your seat - so all you end up doing is peeing your pants! Thanks a lot dude!!

It is a "...song about confessions...and not being accepted by the one you really love..."

I'm thinking after listening to this track, this suck artist should just go get a dog or a gerbil (but it has to be a deaf dog or a deaf gerbil)!!

And, I may be loosing it - but is he masturbating during the song? But I must say - I really do like the way that this track...ends!!!

Parting Ways
One word...."Just leave!!!"

McLemore
Okay...let me clear something up. This isn't a rap song by a rap artist named Lemore. If I had understood that before clicking the play button - this song would not have sucked so bad. But since I was gearing up for some ruff ass ghetto gangsta rappin from MC Lemore - but only got this suck ass track playin...well, it sucked!!

To quote "...I wish I could go back and change how I felt..." -  this is soooo true. Except I would have to change clicking that button to play this suck suck suck track.

Ginger Lynn couldn't have sucked any better!! 

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