The very first movie review on the all new revamped All Suck Review is in the can. Isn't that what the movie folks say? In the can? If so...it is rather fitting....doncha think?

What movie did I pick for the cherry poppingness of this part of the site? Did I pick a good movie? Did I pick a winner and just say that it sucks cause...well, that's what I do? Or did I actually say that something doesn't suck because it really doesn't suck?

You be the judge.  But I'll give you a hint - It SUCKS!!!